bahahaha. this guy working at subway literally has someone's name tattooed on his arm, crossed out, and another name below it.
Those balls look pretty dangerous.
so my doctor just swabbed my throat, and he looked up in suprise when i had no gag reflex. yea, he just judged me.
Besides, I'm not in my 30's. I'm still allowed to drink wine from a bag.
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
How many weeks is it acceptable until I can start bringing freshman back?
i think ive crossed the line from sexually frustrated to sexually furious
Not great. "Leave the toilet seat down, it gives me somewhere to rest my face."
Just went over my top ten highlight reel with that guy I'm fucking. It was like we were sports announcers. But about sex.
I am about five seconds from ripping off my clothes and throwing myself into the ocean to become a mermaid
I love you but I don't want to see you naked.
Just used the pen i got in my signing ceremony to pack down my bowl. coach would be proud
This is like the fourth time this month I've woken up hungover in someone's backyard
Dude, some chick came over here earlier and thought my lube was hand sanitizer. She poured it all over her hands.
Instead of.being an intelligent and mature adult and dealing with my feelings I chose to get hammered and fuck flounder
Eh it happens
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