she wouldn't stop crying, so we sang her to sleep. i'm guessing you will find her in the same position by the toilet in the morning. night.
Just saw ur booking photo. Love that u were already wearing orange. Its like u knew
The bartender gave me the kids toys. Paddle ball & a gecko.
he's measuring my pool to see how much jello powder he needs. He got paid today.
I'm so glad I got to use the word gutterslut before 11:00a today.
It's 2:30 on a Friday afternoon. It's snowing and must be about 20 degrees outside. I'm sitting in this class with 300 people using up every ounce of energy and willpower not to puke all over the girl in front of me. This has got to stop.
I miss the good ol days when id just come home from school and thered be a costco size box of condoms on my bed.
my parents really loved me back then.
I woke up this morning and the lid to the back of my toilet was missing. Dahfaq do I do with this shit?
Just turned down sex because it's a holy day of obligation, my mom would be proud.
fucked a girl in Bentley hall at ten tonight, came on the carpet and I plan on doing it in another building soon. Watch where you walk
umm, I just masturbated to old Justin timberlake on MTV jams. in need of dick ASAP
I need to find another hobby that doesn't include being hungover.
Then, she put flavored warming oil on my dick and was amazed when something she bought FROM SPENCER'S almost burned my dick off.
all his sexual metaphors involve condiments, should I worry?
I'm still questioning who dropped me off last night. So successful wedding?
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