They should really pass out barf bags in church
Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
So last week was the 4th time a girl cried after sex. I'm seriously doing something wrong
I decided to buy a keg of Miller Lite instead of paying the electric bill. Just thought I'd give you a heads up...
Jesus once told his disciples that its better to hang out with your best friend than give some douche bag a bj.
Hes screaming about Slender man. whatever hes on is probably not healthy.
High school girls are buying me shots. This will not end well.
the night probably should have been over when the guy let her fill out my mechanical bull waver for me because i couldn't read
there is nothing ok with the fact that that was the 4th time i peed in the same parking ramp
He stopped in the middle of having sex to ask me what shampoo I use. Apparently my hair smelled good
Literally just one second of unclenched butt hole away from shitting my pants.
Did you send me a snapchat of your sister triple kissing two other girls?!!! You might be the greatest friend the world ever made
I'm spending tomorrow doing taxes and making jello shots. Is this adulthood?
My boss stocked the communal fridge with Gatorade. It's like he wants me to come in hungover.
I thought it was your cat but I was wrong your Roomba is possessed by a pissed-off evil spirit.
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