I hate when people uglier than me have girlfriends
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
so apparently dipping a tampon in red gatorade and throwing it out the window on the highway is a $100 fine
Homeless guy on the metro is drinking beer out of a coke bottle. Hello friend.
I know we had a good night last night because his turtle was half asleep chewing on the used condom.
oh great, iTunes now thinks im gay.
the $20 limit for secret santa doesn't apply to me cause you know a half gram of coke is more than $20
his mom gave me my lost underwear folded up along with the rest of my christmas present. tell me this cannot be happening.
He's bringing condoms over for me in case we "bone".... the fact he calls it boning is not a great start.
Also my vagina isn't a crater of death where nothing comes out
A drank guy in the ER just sang Trouble to me and when he sang 'Lying on the cold hard ground' he threw himself onto the ground and landed on the wrist he'd just broken. Thirsty Thursday is weird already and it's not even 5.
There is a BIG difference between doing coke and getting peed on and getting peed on FOR coke
I just ate cream cheese straight for my dog
I'm afraid to ask what that means
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
That man fucks like a champ. The sex was so good I did him again in the morning just to be sure
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