The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
This guy sitting next to me just bought a plot of land off the internet. On a whim. In the middle of class
I thought she would fill the void you created. Turns out she thought I just wanted to fill hers.
She highfived me after i yelled "I'm the clit-commander!" when i came. kevin smith fan and clearly a keeper
Im in Brooklyn, he wasnt 23 or a musician pick me up
yeah well we're currently on the phone and she's telling me about how much she misses me and all this shit and i muted myself and i'm watching porn.
How do you have time to get laid so much in law school?
I like to set goals for myself. for example, he was my first libertarian
I feel like college is just an experience in what names I can't name my future son.
please tell me i can get drunk off sparkling grape juice. even if you have to lie, please say yes.
i tried to climb in the window in the limo because i wanted the driver to take me to get noodles. ive reached a new level of fat kid
I'm never waking up next to someone after sex again. It's alllll downhill from there.
I need to pack up my vagina and leave. We only do bad things together.
Halloween is the end of the singles holidays they don't start again until st. Patrick's day we better get wifed up or it's going to be a long winter lol
My friend had to carry her up the steps on his shoulder, and then she got up, found an ironing board and set it up in my friend's room just in case he needed to iron things.
Three times. Three times I left home yesterday in search for sex, and three times I returned un-orgasmed.
Randomize
