I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
I puked last after eating a volcano taco and drinking vodka. I felt like a fucking dragon.
so when we got to the frat house he had a travel sized toothpaste and toothbrush for me and gave me a pair of his shorts and a girl's sorority t shirt...something tells me he's done this before
its 9am. i just got home. spent 6 hours blowing him in a closet last night
Just had to explain to the nurse WHERE I have poison ivy. Great Day
I just saw a girl licking a cheeseburger wrapper. dont ever let me get that fat
he climbed up to our party on the 2nd floor balcony and then pulled a glass mug and a beer from his knapsack. these freshmen are intense
You were wasted and fell in a pond when you met him, it's not like you were on top of your game
Cops do not care. One just laughed and said "precious"
Worse than that. I caught my roommate jerking off to a topless stripper in gta 5.
That's how all the girlfriends are. Oh he's a boy, no worries, then BAM. I blow their boyfriend.
I'm just going to ride dicks all the way to the to the gates of hell
woke up to my little sister's best-friend's boyfriend in my bed, but how's your saturday going?
Here's the thing. Kinda drunk. Eating leftover soup. In bed. Watching Disney channel.
I think I just got booty called by someone I've never slept with or even really had a conversation with before.
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