i want to open my blinds to let the sunlight in my room, but i'm afraid my neighbors will be able to see me drinking and judge me
I don't care if he is my ex... I have the deed to his dick until someone else fucks him. We broke up 2 years ago.... I am still holding that deed!
Definitely just saw the guy I went on a date with Friday night dressed in medeival knight gear on the quad preparing for battle. Oh my God.
I wish i had more things to dip in ranch... That's the most stoner thing i've ever said
i flashed his best friends last night
you always were good at making good first impressions
In an unknown location. With a giant marshmallow stuck to my back. Hello breakfast.
Whatever. I indirectly made you cum overseas. Call it even.
It'll be like a meth lab. But with jello.
The chick got into the cab with us and said we have 3 chances to guess what she just stuck up her ass. Hello to you to!
Brightest idea yet: lets drink enough at ladies-drink-free nights to make up for the cost of tampons. Breaking even on having vaginas!
His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
I FOUND THE LEGS
Why would you keep yourself in a sharting situation
ABOUT TO MAKE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE, SEND HELP
Have fun and good luck.
I banged a marine last night. No wonder everybody respects them.
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