i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
can you blow me for old times sake
only for old times sake
Is 9am too early to be eating a mozzarella stick I found in my purse? Yeah didnt think so. The fact that it tastes like vomit is concerning but not importanta.
not sure if I should be concerned that my brother just stormed into my room and looked at me with a serious face and said, "I'm a peacock, you have to let me fly." oh, vicodin...
All I know is I was dancing to Shakira in his alley and I think rubbing my junk on his car door.
I will refer to it as the penis of glory... he fucked me for 3 and a half hours - and all he needed was a 5 minute power nap in the middle (which he took WHILE INSIDE ME). I plan on staying with him forever
Also, nothing screams "don't talk to me because I'm unstable" like walking around eating cookie dough out of the package.
Aside from the possibility of pregnancy, I'm going to call last night a raging success.
Just so you know, I woke up with 2 oven mits in my bed and no clothes on.
he was high. i was rolling face. we were both wearing grateful dead t shirts. at that point it's like we had no choice but to fuck
Ok, in complete transparency, I am eating a cookie on my bed naked while reading a Halo novel.
I have a hook up buddy in Abiquiu. He lives next to a Chipotle; that's the only reason I see him.
i dont think sending her flowers will make her forgive you running over her foot.
Good, I've got all this booze. It's intimidating to be in the room alone with it..
lord you gonna make me abandon my soup for tasteful catboy nudes
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