i gave him head before the novacaine wore off...i think his penis touched my lung
his cum shot went directly into his bellybutton. felt like i was playin ski ball
just found deep spiritual meaning in spongebob.... that high.
Just once id like to sleep with a man who i havent thrown up on
Call me when your ready for an explanation about the ham in your vagina.
At the ER. Dropped bottle lead to cut foot which led to me drunk hitting on doctors. Not going well.
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
We spent a good 10 minutes in the morning looking for my clothes. I ended up taking the bus home in my 6inch heels and his baggy t-shirt. The bus was filled with kids... one of them whistled at me.
I'm drunk in a field. the chupacobra is going to eat me. if I die serve vodka at my funeral.
If you call getting home safe by sprinting down Spanish Harlem barefoot still rolling then ya I made it
did the fire alarm go off at the party last night I kind of remember a fire alarm noise
omg omg i ripped it out of the ceiling omg
BITCH I AM EXPERIENCING THE FEMININE MYSTERY SHUT UP AND GIVE ME DRUGS
Serious question, on a scale of go for it to what the fuck are you thinking, what's me going to a monk or any religious official and saying "baptize me daddy" in a serious voice?
That's so awful of me. Instead of comforting her I masturbated in front of my ex-boyfriend.
You like that 95% of the time I masterbate I think bout you?
Just wanna know what I can I do to earn the other 5%
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