I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
I would pay so much money for a video of you fucking a sheep
i just turned the eviction notice into a beer pong list
James and whatshisface bought me drunks. I am drinks.
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
I had sex with her like 200 times, and she was only pregnant once, those are pretty good statistics.
At what point does "I'm too high to deal with you right now" stop being rude?
If this were a real emergency kilted men wielding claymores and riding giant badgers would hve rescued said Guinness. So clearly this is just a hypothetical
drunk in woodshop so don't even say "I SAWWW THIS COMING." I know you're thinking it.
I woke up to Elf. I don't know which one of you put that in my DVD player when I passed out but I appreciate you.
you made out with another girl for some wings
Swimming turned traumatic when grampas shorts slipped off..
Can you get winded from lip syncing? I don't know how Britney does it
I was drunk, but not drunk enough to forget I had some dude on his knees begging for forgiveness.
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