His pubic hair was longer than his dick
anyone who says 'i love you' and then followed by 'im going to call the cops if you touch me' doesnt really mean the first part fyi
i love how i spend my mornings exploring my phone to see what i did last night.
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
well in DOG beers, i've only had one
She passed out on the kitchen table with two mickeys forties duct taped to her hands. Clearly she is going to fit perfectly in your house this semester
It's ok, I like adventure. Just ask my vagina.
Its been 4 years since I have masturbated this hard. God bless the Olympics!
I shaved last nite, you should see my cock it looks like a beautiful skyscraper
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
I say this out of love and friendship. Eat ice cream not the d.
Let it be known that on this day, the 26th of October, in the year 2016, I successfully put both of his balls in my mouth at once.
How did you interpret 'wheat thins' from 'vaginal trauma'?
i passed out in front of ihop...for the second night in a row. i think i need to reevaluate my life choices
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