By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
There's a guy at this party taking all the unfinised beers and pouring them into a pitcher so he can drink them tomorrow.
She was kind of put off because I kept calling her baby my spirit animal and staring hungrily at her breasts.
It was like I was playing the clarinet on his penis. And I just kept saying I'm sorry.
New York City is dangerous when the only bars you go to are the ones that have 'open' in front
Girl I love you like I've been drinking all day
I don't know if I'm feeling really nervous right now or just extremely horny.
He follows more cats on Instagram then he does girls.. That's how you know your boyfriend is whipped.
Crying on the toilet and taking a shit. This is what being an adult is about
Also, you think turning 23 is bad, I just ran into the guy that gave my chlymidia
So you're not gonna be in town tonight?! Your dick was the light at the end of my academic tunnel!
WHY IS THERE A GOLD FISH IN MY BONG??
Lol it's kinda hilarious. I left missing one glass... guage. I feel like Cinderella... but less classy.
All I'm saying is there better be a bow on your dick for my birthday
Dude I can't beleive you didn't wake up. I literally f'd her IN THE DISHWASHER. Btw I'm pretty sure I also kinda broke the dishwasher.
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