I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
Not good, Ive never been this late. We need to talk.
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Girl in front of me has spent the class alternating between playing farmville and the tiffany's website looking at engagement rings. Every once in a while she holds her hand up to the screen.
She doesn't deserve the breathe the same air that we do.
She just bought a cow and we've moved on to looking at wedding dresses.
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
We pinky-swore to never fuck each other again.
Itd be like fucking a waterbed thats been locked in a barn for two years.
Where in the FUCK do you get your analogies
I wanna get freshman fucked up and do shady things on the last Friday of my youth.
We fed him just...so many bright colored crayons when he was blacked out. I hope he looks at his shits because this could be all for nothing
i woke up to you and that girl going out onto the balcony naked
oh sorry man.. we went outside because we DIDN'T want to wake you
Hey, I'm off work. Wanna take a metric fuckton of adderall, possibly get daydrunk, and get my hair cut?
Her ass is the reason I still believe in a higher power
I realize my mistake but don't you dare school me in cock, young man
if you didn't cry because you couldn't find me and then pee your bed, your wingman status would totally be revoked for leaving me at that party.
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