she was so not down for the gang bang
We fucked standing up with my right leg over his shoulder. Thank you mom and dad for having once enrolled me in gymnastics. It has finally paid off
Ok, let's play "if you were a slut" again and try and retrace our steps last night..
we've decided to start cutting you off when you can't figure out how to work an ipod.
how many past hook-ups can i invite to go bar hopping with me for my b-day before it becomes a bad idea?
I'm sorry but that single bed couldn't hold all five of us, especially with those boobs.
No...this little piggys going to the bar
Watching videos from last night and u go "I should be the president, I can get whatever I want w my tits"
New rule: I am no longer allowed to speak
Bro i pulled the fucking willy wonkas gold ticket of ratchets the other night this chick was a real treat god bless her
He said we were over, wrote my name on the condom he left in my car last night and said he'd always keep it in case I came back. It was kind of romantic
did I ever tell you about my gay jesus theory?
Well I mean I HAD done a pretty good job of not pooping myself through the years
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
I'm gonna cum garlic butter
If you can give me an orgasm, you'll get a trophy.
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