Hey kate, how is it?
sloppy...it's emily. kate just tried to do a keg stand. they dropped her. we're leaving.
we just watched the ball drop on the spanish channel. best mistake of my life.
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
Woke up on the floor with my glow stick in one hand & dollar bills in the other. Good. Morning.
My face smells like vagina and Im on my way to court. Fuck.
I give you the lube, you make me the mac and cheese, that's a pretty fair deal I think.
I enjoyed our heart to heart in the trunk on the way to the stripclub
She started crying and told me to leave half way through, I'm walking down main with a bottle of patron and a sweatpants boner.
this better not be you asking for a beej
Heard puking from next door. Looks like the third floor won't be any different than the second.
Just took a shot of tequila with a random guy at the supermarket. Happy cinco de fourth.
i took a picture of my dick. with a stick figure drawn on it. and a paper hat taped to the tip. and i call i the mayor of Dickville
Come to the roof. We are drinking breakfast.
I caught myself flirting with clients today. Someone needs to take me to pound town before I self destruct. This is a code red. I repeat code red.
Thinking about licking your asshole. And hugs and stuff too I guess.
Next thing I know her tits are out on my desk. It was straight out of a porno. What was I supposed to do I’m not made of stone
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