HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
They're sharing a mixed drink at a bar with straws...its like a disney movie with booze
I envy you so much. I get girls who pee on my floor and you get girls who leave in the middle of the night
My favorite part was when he stopped, looked up in the middle of performing oral sex and asked, "you did know it was Arbor Day, right?"
his tattoo said carpe diem which i thought was ironic considering his epilepsy
I got to find out the airplane alcohol limit, and somehow I made it through the flight.
He found my weave.. Think he'll still fuck me Friday? And how do I ask for it back?
Your cum is still running out of me. I pity the next person that tries these jeans on....
Our funnel is on top of our neighbors roof.
we all took turns holding you up and pretending that you were simba and that we were presenting you to the jungle
Also, you peed on your hand last night. Id just like to point that out
Like theyre better than no shoes. I'm sitting her balls naked playing xbox in nothing but crocs with the fur
I passed out in all my clothes. like my purse too..and with a cup of water next to me..and my last tweet last night was "Bye."
Whatever she smells like compost and feathers.
I believe they call that patchouli.
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