Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
I just had a girl text me from knoxville "come see me. we'll go for drinks and I can make you breakfast"
how do you like your eggs?
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Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
i was so blacked out at my family party.. my mom gave markers to all my little cousins. i was tagged by 5 year olds.
he just fed my chickens on farmville...i guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex<3
im trying to make cookies in the george foreman
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
I know i should have focused more on what you were saying in the text rather than the fact you spelt "suicidal" wrong
In case you were wondering, it hurts when the bouncer throws your phone at you after kicking you out of the strip club for taking pictures.
Everyone was in the walk-in getting high, and I had to be all cool. Serving soup and salads. Night manager status doesn't pay enough.
But we only had three ninja turtles. So everyone that would ask us where Donatello was, we would say "what? He's gone? Shredder is at it again!"
I told her it would be awesome. We are all the same people. One of us would always be drunk, one of us would always be hooking up, and one of us would always be crying into a pancake.
We took vodka shots. You kept saying it was the key to your heart.
And the you walked in and said to the only under age dude "IM NOT SLEEPING WITH YOU TONIGHT!!!" You may not have high standards but thanks for not sleeping with my brother!
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