I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
I think I'm going to start texting all the people that don't want to talk to me
I am drunk as shit eating pancakes. I am not the person to call.
She's Christian and monogamous. Two wammies right there. No amount of convincing will turn that bi for a night.
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
The UPD just told me that he was going to call the cops if i try to run. you owe me 5 dollars, i told u they arn't real cops
Sorry I pulled the thermostat off the wall..
i'm almost positive she was a dude but like it doesn't even matter
re read what you just said
Is it bad to have a craving for speed? I feel like my nose is thirsty.
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
At one point we were both in the bathroom and i was taking a shit while holding your hair as you puked in the sink. Friendship.
Soooooo I may or may not have accidentally been a catalyst in a destroyed marriage.
I do not love him. There is no love. Only sex and meatloaf.
He’s going to a lawnmower race. I got a Brazilian and he’s racing a lawnmower race. Pick me up. I’m not wasting this waxing on John Deer
I got there and she was on her balcony drinking out of a bottle of vodka and smoking a cigar.
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