Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
I felt like a body pillow being humped by a twelve year old.
i find it simply astounding you spelled drunken wrong but pterodactyl right
Who would have thought google would have HELPED me fail a test...not pass...thank you pacman, thank you google....
I got cut off for calling the flower girl a slut. What are you doing?
we had to stop you from eating moldy cake.. twice.
he quoted the bible to break up with me
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
He's dressed as a power ranger handing out cocaine
We were playing hot potato with real potatoes at 3am
I'm texting an actual stripper. A male stripper. I dont wanna talk about it yet
you're right. a strip only looks good in porn . mine just looks like a fucked up mullet
We probably shouldn't have humped each other in a stairwell for an hour. that was probably my bad
Let’s be real here. NOTHING says Real Adulting like rolling a J on your line of credit paperwork.
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