ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
clay aiken is like melissa ehteridge without the guitar.
this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
my boss just made his own remix to aaron carter's i want candy. i cant decide if its the funniest or most embarrassing thing ive seen
Would you let Jessica Biel poop in front of you to see her naked...but you have to wipe her too?
found out this morning via facebook that the guy i met last night has a wife and a baby and he took me to his apartment where he takes girls to cheat on his wife
i mean you met him at the daytona 500
you handled that situation with as much grace as someone puking involuntarily could
Ok, honestly? Periods can't be THAT bad, have you ever tried to shave a ball sack?!
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
What the fuck am I going to do with a pinata full of tampons?
Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
I love you. Happy valentines. Satin Patricks dayyyyyyyyyy. Alreadythrew up. Geeeeerait.
I may have tried to encourage people to play a new game I invented last night. I called it Super Quarters. Like regular quarters, only using an AA medallion.
This whole having a new phone thing is like starting all over in life with a clean slate! (My old text convos are gone)
New phone new life!
SOOOOOO I just attempted to go to the gym, hungover. Ended up throwing up in the bathroom. I hope people think I'm just working out really hard
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