Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
Ive had to apologize to every girl i know today because of you
dont try to nair your balls. i speak from experience
I am literally too baked to press the call button. How am I supposed to bone him?
i have my own cum on my nose right now. don't talk to me about "embarrassed".
They called security on the security guard who tried to break up the party in their suite. You tell me how drunk they were.
he asked my vagina if she was excited to meet Leonard. LEONARD. His fuckin penis is named Leonard.
Wasn't a date. In exchange for artichoke dip I received a bj. And sex. It was a transaction.
She wasn't to happy when she went to put her shirt on and it was covered in cum I just looked at her and said collateral damage....
I guess I'm in a committed relationship. We just had shot 1 of 3 of Gardasil. I'm now dead inside.
I am dressed. And we didn't do anything. He's gorgeous and tall tho. Something nice to look at when I'm hungover
Also, in the middle of me riding him, he said "I want you to dance on my dick" like I was supposed to know what that means
You walked in wearing nothing but a beekeeper mask
The only word that describes how much hair I shaved off of my ass is "considerable".
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