So remember when i bet you that girl uses dick to validate her existence?
...yea
She's valid.
I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
it was a sick party until you insisted on putting on "that's how I beat shaq"
i feel like a lion cub that has been breast fed for years, and mom has left, and now i have to learn how to hunt on my own
Just ordered an appetizer sampler to distract the fat chicks so we can escape
his roommates said i can move in if i promise to only drink tequila the rest of the semester. challenge accepted.
Keep your head up. His game is good, and you should be honoured to be a notch on his wall. If it makes you feel better, if it wasn't you, it was going to be me.
He's my BOYFRIEND but he won't sext me. I'll be like, "tell me how you want to fuck me", and he's like, "I love how we can talk about our feelings". FUCK
I would have cried, probably tears of wine, but cried nonetheless.
It's fun yes. But hard on the body. I woke up with her purse, socks and one of her shoes in my room. The other shoe was outside. What the fuck were we doing last night?
Am I the only one who saw the used condom in the driveway this morning
The Vicodin is in the strawberries.
I burned my tit while he banged me and it was still the best kitchen sex EVER!!!
Think he has a gf
Yea that shit doesn’t necessarily stop me
Randomize
