he kept looking at my chin until i asked why, then he just said he was making sure his balls didnt leave a mark.
i just did my hair and make up to walk our dogs.. I hate being the single roommate
I just had teddy grams, ritz crackers, and twizzlers for dinner. Hello, end of the semester.
I don't know what you drank last night but you really enjoyed the 4 egg body shots.
When I came in she was screaming "boundaries!" at the cat because it was trying to eat her pizza rolls.
Why did 20 jello shots in a row sound like a good idea last night?
Drunk. The frashmen love me. Give them. Toilrt paper. And shiots
Standing in a circle of girls fistpumping to the word "hospital" while taking shots.... I don't see this ending well, but its fucking fun.
Made myself shower before I'd masturbate. I probably should have wined and dined myself too, but that's pushing it too far.
my grandma just gave me a shoebox fulled to the top with tootsie rolls and condoms with a not that said "enjoy college, find a big cock" i'm not sure how I feel about this
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
wait did i hook up with someone in mcdonalds last night?
You are one with the wind and sky, bro.
Drunk field day, hangover yoga and sober archery practice
I'm driving to work hungover. I feel like I got hit by a train and then drank that train too.
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