that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
In an effort to go green, I just used rainwater to fill my bong.
The doctor said 'youre the 2nd youngest person that ive seen with this condition. Thats probably not the silver medal you were looking for today.'
She's more of a "I'm gonna get herpes no matter how great her face looks like" pretty
Everybody knows the last week of summer internships include showing up to the office hammered and hitting on the CEO
I'd like to be surprised that there's a picture of someone pouring champagne in my boobs on Instagram, but I can't.
Looks like a took a video of myself beating off and passed out last night. I'm classy.
When i sexted him a pic of my boobs I was worried he was going to notice the dorito crumbs and know I was just eating topless
Don't you judge us. Sockets make ideal bowls
Captain and coke. And it's not drinking alone cuz i have a dog
This is either the best idea i've ever had or the worst. stay tuned.
Started mixing booze directly into the 2 liters and carrying them around. Mixing less often, and now kind of weightlifting,so double effecient.
Is it ok that I asked him half way through sex why he hadn't accepted my friend request yet?
I can’t tell if I have feelings for him or if my vagina does.
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