Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
you were stumbling around in your attic looking for all your swim team medals because you wanted to "feel like a champion."
I probably shouldn't have followed up that rainbow sherbet with beef jerky. This is a whole new level of fat, even for me.
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
im getting coffee to go get coffee.
Im throwing up in my trash can so I can go throw up in the toilet. We're basically on the same level.
The bank teller laughed at me....I'm apparently that fucking hungover looking
All I wanted was my $85. Judgement free. But nooooo
just found out they live across the street from coke dealers... rethinking the new years resolution
We jumped on a random trolley because total strangers offered us free vodka. We're not even on the route map as far as I can tell. I see now how those people died in "Hostel"... we deserve whatever happens to us tonight.
I do NOT want to date a man who has no interest in going to a kangaroo farm
I know I joke about running from my problems a lot but I'm 3 miles off-campus and need a ride
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like running into your ex boyfriend at the liquor store at 3 in the afternoon.
I was just in the bathroom and some guy yelled all hail the king... i cant go anywhere without getting recognized anymore.
high I am. I am yoda. Yoda I am
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