just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
I told him I was prego. He asked coul we do it without a condom now since I cldn't get any pregnanter. What an a-hole.
i'd be lying to you if i said i didn't just bring up microsoft excel to make an alcohol budget
we've started having sober sex
you really do like him
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
I stuck a note to his door with my gum explaining why i couldn't spend the night. as i was walking away, he opened the door...i fell down and played dead. deffinitly didn't see me.
Nope. Daytime is texting time. Night time is you send me naked pictures time.
Weirdest sensation ever: having your penis fall asleep. It was like tiny hulk hogan was choking it out
Just retrieve me from the bathroom floor when you're done
"Yeah because the first thing I think of when I hear the word college is tear gas."
I just want to nap and funnel a bottle of wine in a cute dress
She said she didn't know what fireball was. We are no longer friends.
So I woke up alone in the hotel room clutching a bible to my chest. Explain, please.
That was fun and all, but let's never have sex on a ladder ever again.
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