question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
I wonder if I could sublet my bathtub to anyone.
Last night I dipped into my beer fund to pay for groceries. SINCE WHEN ARE MY PRIORITIES SO WHACK???
This is the second time in a week I've woken up with your bra in my bed and I've had to sit and think about how it happened.
I wish I could but I can't. No beer pong or sex on a hammock...such an unproductive weekend
Wow. I feel like a bad friend. My fuckbuddy wished you a happy birthday before I did. The reality of that just hit me.
There's a patch of dead grass from where you would notoriously throw up after every good night in July. This summer was great.
I'm gonna send you a dick pic now just so your uncomfortable at work
Definitely had a dick in my ass while watching the Seahawks win. Best NFC Championship game ever.
I didn't think it was possible but he dislocated his thumb during intercourse last night then cried
So I bought that bathing suit yesterday and got buyers remorse so I returned it today and then stole it. Win win.
It was fine. Until I accidentally shit on his floor.
I don't know how to say "Sorry I was banging your boyfriend before I knew about you but you're awesome and we should hang out." without just saying it.
She deleted me on Facebook. I think it's safe to say that she knows I fucked him now.
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