I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
Hey, what are you up to?
Drinking wine with the guys and watching 7 Pounds.
Looking back I guess I could have changed that to beer and Die Hard.
I can blatently call girls sluts here and they think i'm speaking norwegian
Hurry there's a dancing lesbian. She's a jumper and has impeccable jazz hands.
I am seriously considering thanking Macallan 18 in my thesis acknowledgments.
You texted me "Americans are sad" and "chicken coop disaster" without any further explanation.
I'm just saying, asking "Are you happy with me?" during a handjob is simply unfair and scientifically inadmissiable.
this cock blocking thing really has to end bro...its one thing to tell jen i live with my mom.. its another to cut the brakes on my car..
You don't have a wife, you don't have a dog, and you need a new bong. Don't make this any worse than that.
yea sometimes its awkward. but when you're a straight bartender at a gay bar and everyone knows it, they all think that they can make me turn gay. its like oh yea dude that extra $20 tip makes me want to suck some dick now
I'm fucking sick of guys. I think I'm going to date myself. No drama. And I know I'll always put out.
I would drive 12 hours round trip for you to have an orgasm, cause that's friendship
i got pulled over completely sober but looking like death. dick cop made me do a field sobriety test. he also said "no sober person could have 7 BK bags"
In other news there's 12 shirtless Korean dudes all trying to jump on a tiny little trampoline so that's entertaining
Who the hell tries to steal eggnog.
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