You covered in salsa con queso would take care of all of my cravings right now
I have way too much money in my bra to be responsible.
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
I turned down free cocaine. I both respect and regret and that decision.
I found out what happened to my eye. I punched myself in the face.
Half my make-up was stuck to his thigh where I'd fallen asleep after the blowjob.
I'm getting flash backs of last night. They're coming in song form.
She's going to get me a sippy cup for christmas. If I can't open it, I can't have any more to drink. Seem reasonable?
Just had a memory of you pretending to be a begging dog putting your head on my lap while I fed you. Great night to try a new drug.
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
I'm pretty sure I just gave myself third degree burns from punching my pizza.
Stumbled across a pregnancy test in my closet. Oh, the freshman year flashbacks..
She came out of my bathroom wearing nothing but high top Converse, a leather jacket and a tongue stud. I love rock bars.
a guy offered me a piece of pizza if I'd make out with a random girl. We got the whole damn box and I ain't even mad
Dude I just woke up with a dog sleeping on me.
I thought you didnt have a dog??
Exactly.
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