May i just say it is extremely difficult to pee in a cape
I just made a friends list on fb of all the guys ive hooked up with. genius.
he conducted the entire waffle house into singing the song Oklahoma. He was wasted.
if you don't go out with us, what are you gonna do? you're gonna go home and watch biodome and masturbate to texts from your east coast boyfriend and see the facebook pictures from the party when you wake up.
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
Freshman Move In Day, its like Christmas in August.
Dude, how the hell did you become an RA?
I cannot tell if the couch is cold or I spilled beer. THAT kind of night.
i tied my phone to a string attached to my bra. i am NOT losing it tonight
put something nutritious in your body. AND NOT JUST THAT JOINT.
She fell off the bed and giggled until she passed out naked. It was really weird.
Probably not gonna date her.
Would I be crazy if I drove 1,000 miles for some dick? What mile does it become ridiculous?
I'm more than my video games and dildo collection
U sent me lyrics to wind beneath my wings
My liver misses your liver
The last thing I remember is trying to chug the rest of the everclear, running through a fence, and laying down in the snow. I hurt.
How bad is it that I can say that this isn't the first time a married man, who is in the military, has tried to make me his mistress?
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