There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....
New boss looks like john cusack in a collar. Hot. Why do i always want to have sex with priests?
Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
I'm eating my dinosaur chicken nuggets in the order they would die in the food chain.
she's not going to take you seriously with an empty 40 and a sombrero on your head.
so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
Well, I just hope you know I had your best interests at heart when I put your sandwich down my pants.
Bullshit. No way. If I brushed past your penis it was completely coincidental.
Moment of the day: as we leave the restaurant, she reaches into my pocket, pulls out her panties, and angrily marches to her car. I felt like a sketchy magician.
Suppose hypothetically u received a request for face time communication with a gentleman who looked astonishingly like a penis. Would you indulge him in conversation? Hypothetically of course.
what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
I can recall having this conversation with a three year old, but go on
Am I just high or is she having an auction for her vagina on Twitter
I fucked R2D2 last night. I consider Star Wars day a success.
You sat on me. Like I was a toilet. While I was on the toilet. You peed a little.
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