I need a creepy friend to scare off the other creepy people
I would be honored to be that friend.
Well, we missed our public lewdness court date. Looks like were going to jail in Alabama ...
I didn't know how to tell her I was too busy getting stoned and making a baked potato to meet up and finish our group project.
he belly flopped onto the beer pong table, and almost boke his face, so at that point we decided swimming would be safer for him.
John stretched a condom over his face and tried to puke in it.
I wanna take him on a special date, something that says I banged your brother but since he moved I want you
Fuck you, jack daniels. I feel like satan laid an egg in my brain.
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
I will kill you in such a brutal way if you ever de-pants me again on the dance floor it will make the stock market ticker
I don't know. I was hiding and the bed was banging. I am going to sleep now in someone's car.
I told him i turn boys gay hoping that would scare him off. Finally i found a way to take advantage of my disability.
DISHONOR ON YOU. DISHONOR ON YO FAMILY. DISHONOR ON YO COW
No I kepy moaning and just called out a name to make them believe I was actually having sex instead of masturbating.
TYLER OWES ME SO MUCH
I LET A CREEPY MAN I DONT KNOW SUCK ON MY NIPPLES
I woke up and he already had a joint rolled waiting next to the bed. Love.
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