So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
my Prof for my bio lab has his lab coat collar popped. it's 8 am and im too hungover for this guy
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
Why do I feel like that's not the first time you've drank champagne with someone dressed as a unicorn?
We had sex after spending two hours in the drunk tank. It was really deep and meaningful
He posted on my wall. Idk if I'm ready for that big of a commitment.
I added "don't hook up with boys with girlfriends" to my new years resolution and realized how sad it was that it made me actually feel like a better person
I'm okay.. I had a good heart to heart with the cab driver Raheem - it's going to be our year.
Just found the last picture of me as a virgin. Framed it.
It might be whiskey, but I view Marge and Homer Simpson as something to strive for
You should be able to leave recommendations on Tinder.
I just want to drink bourbon and have sex and then eat like, a Christmas cookie.
Teach me the ways of your demonic sorcery.
I got snowed in at my parent's. everyone's asleep so I'm smoking a joint in my old room and watching Tarzan on a 12" tv.
They must be so glad to have you home...
Today I saw someone riding a horse on the sidewalk by aldi when I went to walmart. Old town road was playing on the radio. It was perfect.
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