i just wanna soil my oats bro
Someone told me they could tell we were from cincinnati because we say "as fuck" after adjectives
Why would you say my penis is small in front of so many people?
We hadn't had sex in so long that I started queefing and then I couldn't stop giggling... I think he's mad.
arguing about whether his trip to england or my trip on acid was better
We woke up under the ping pong table holding hands.
Dude it was a mini horse. It obviously only eats mini things.
On a scale of 1 to 3, with 1 being the smallest and 3 being the largest, what size nipple pasty do you think I am?
I guess, just don't make it awkward
MY FUCK BUDDY'S MOTHER FRIEND REQUESTED ME! IT'S ALREADY AWKWARD COREY
Is this helping you get pumped up or am I going to have to send you more dick pics?
Just resonded to a booty call with "how much effort is required on my part?" I think I've finally reached the point of smoking too much pot
No fucking Jell-O shots or meth. Those are the rules
so after 3 days of looking i found the keg...looks like somebody tried burying behind the garage
I just want to see you and express my feelings in a drunken manner, but in a sweet way like my english accent.
You were only speaking with either thumbs up, thumbs down, or high fives haha
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