I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
there is laundry and salad ALL OVER my car, i need context
She had one drink in her cleavage and another in her hand. She kept rotating between the two by leaning backward and then sipping the one in her hand.
and that my friend is why you dont go in for an eye exam and drop 250 dollars on a pair of glasses after smoking a blunt
I was only out of town for 1 week. His cell records show he texted 63 ex-gfs and hookups while I was gone. And 10 condoms are missing.
I am a 5'4" ball of sexual frustration and vodka. It is that kind of night.
Needless to say, I woke up on the bathroom floor wearing the dress that my mom wore to the wedding. That open bar stole my soul.
We just took an Eskimo family picture.. It's pretty cute honestly
So now I can cross "have my ass be someone's phone background" off the bucket list. You know, if it was something I actually had wanted to happen.
Today was brought to you by the letter B for beer and bourbon and the number fuck you I'm meant to be studying not hungover
When dressing for a 3way, how do I convey to the other chick I care enough to look pretty but not so much that it's a huge deal?
Medicine hack, old crowe and ramen flavor packets isnt a cure for the cold.
another side note: i'm officially selling my underwear on the internet
I got my period on eclipse day. I'm officially in line with the moon.
Dude whoeverrs house this is has only creeam cheese and beer in the fridge. Thats my kinda diet
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