I love how its suddenly "not all about sex" now that he can't get it up
ol I'll be okay, it's only a christmas party so the worst that could happen is I end up playing madden naked again
We just built a bong out of a pineapple. I am never leaving hawaii. Ever.
His penis is literally smaller than my cell phone. I can't go out like that.
You obviously dont comprehend the level of insane i operate at
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
I think I may be the only girl in the world that can say she has fallen asleep grasping a penis..... 3 different times...... 3 different penises
Meant to have fun, ended up giving speech about consent to guy at bar. Feminist side feels happy. Orgasms side feels confused and betrayed.
Saw two pregnant women at court today and I SWEAR one of them said "we had a threesome with this random guy and he got both of us pregnant."
I'm very impressed by your ability to explain a story about your fiery snatch solely in emojis. props.
I invited him to my hotel room via snapchat. I'm one hell of a classy bitch
She caught me by google maps... Lets just say it wasnt her car in front of the house.
I knew it was all downhill from there when the straight vodka I was drinking tasted like water.
she just kept pointing at the cows and calling them field penguins
sitting in the prison waiting room in my boyfriends clothes. looooong story.
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