That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
Oh and then this old man who saw it happen goes "don't do that"
Hahaha what a helpful old man. Like you thought it was normal to be spilling gas everywhere.
Its really not funny anymore. I need to stop shaving while i'm drunk
Besides, I'm not in my 30's. I'm still allowed to drink wine from a bag.
last night we were having sex and i didn't care if i got off. i was just holding up my hand behind his head so i could look at my new ring. i think he knew.
the taxi driver actually pulled over to let us moon a house full of people
It says a lot about how well I know you when I can understand messages of yours that say things like "sauteed Jesus."
I have glow sticks stuck to my boobs and a missed call from the 911. I'd say last night was a success.
She actually was beyond drunk but she for some reason kept calling herself a demigod and made me drive her to a bookstore
He also complimented my butt. High praise coming from a boob guy.
I'm glad there seems to be a general consensus regarding your ass
Living alone for four weeks has given me unrealistic expectations of pantslessness.
Double check your contract and see if it says anything about sleeping with your manager
Right in the middle of our simultaneous orgasms, he shouted "HAPPY NEW YEAR" ruining the intimacy
Rough birthday weekend. Eating McDonalds in the shower and used a fifth of sky as a pillow last night
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