Also, I'm sitting at a crosswalk watching two Mexican gangs fight each other. I miss you too. A lot.
he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
Only at my house do scrabble games turn into fist fights. I won though... the fight not the board game.
Just whacked off in the middle of writing a paper, gave me great ideas. Note, should do this more often.
This is one of the fundamental differences between you and I. If I found meat in a plastic bag, I wouldn't put it in my mouth.
He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
say penis size is all related to how funny you are and then tell a feminist joke. if she laughs, you got double points, if she slaps you, she probably wasn't going to sleep with you anyway
All I want is to send a text that says "i slept with someone while wearing nothing but purple argyle socks this weekend." But the only person i would send that to is you. But you already know. Because they were your socks.
It's cool, I power napped on the dryer while they were fucking in the bathroom so I'm good to go now. Where are you?
My aunt left me alone with the instructions to "get waisted" by the time she returns. I love drunk aunt.
Mike Pence got the fuck boy eyes though
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
I noticed it at one point and thought do I really wanna bang the guy with the phone holster .....of course I do
They just made me take another shot and I found out the liquor store next to my brothers house has a petting zoo
Mind. Blown.
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