Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
Would you want me to push you down the stairs OR throw you a baby shower?? Real talk
Today I learned you can't titshake with a corset on.
Where are you? This girl fell on a baby. She is just gone. Please Hurry
I'm hurrying
Dude. She just shit herself.
Whos eating a bunch of acid and watching fireworks tomorrow? This guy. Thats who.
Ice that vagina down, get some coffee, and try not to walk with a limp. It's time to dominate, pull it together
I need an inhaler full of pot for all of this breathless rage.
I would do everything over again, except the fireball.
Did we do drunk science last night? There's tequila in the test tubes...
Well, I guess my plans of staying around the apartment and drinking my weight in boxed wine are ruined. I have a date tonight.
you said "it's karaoke night" and tried to use my dick as a microphone
I peed outside 4 times after the bar, safe to say I had great night
I didn’t eat all day. Got really drunk at a bruins game and puked in a random dunkies cup on the T
If that doesn’t scream I’m from New England, I don’t know what does
It’s so white trash that I almost have to have it.
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