soo apparently i was out of money so i stayed in the bathroom for an hour-ish passing out paper towels for money..needless to say i got kicked out
from now on when you get up to pee in the middle of the night, check to see if im sleeping in your parking lot.
i do.
After we did it I noticed she was wearing the same underwear as last night.
That's why you don't sleep with the same girl two nights in a row man!
RJ thinks I should put one of the muffins in my vagina. Good idea or bad idea?
He somehow pantsed the bouncer and tipped him over before cartwheeling and skipping away? Help me find him.
Come to find out, there is a place where binge drinking and aggressive head butting is completely appropriate. In a mosh pit, Travis is just a regular dude!
Day drinking! Today! (tomorrow too!) Our place! Whenever you get off work! Ready go!
I got a snap of someone jumping off a light pole. Was that you? Please confirm or deny. #onWisconsin
How you doing tonight? I got my butthole licked so i cant complain.
I just watched someone put a diaper on a cat..I'm to high for this.
I fucked a French man last night. 5 Times. Ashed my cig in his cactus. That later set on fire while we were having sex.
he walked off and puked in the sand. then he made a sand castle over it so that "it wouldn't upset the kids"
I just had a morning three-some with marijuana and a detachable shower-head
i just wanted have a romantic star gaze moment with him. untill he let out a massive fart.
Nothing kills the mood like opening another guy’s dick pic in bed
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