dude just tell them you don't wear clothes. they'll understand
We were hooking up and you crawled into bed with us, because you had lost your phone and didn't "want to be alone at a time like this."
I have to fuck proof my bed. It was in the middle of the room this time.
I'm having horrible flashbacks of being groped by Pauly Shore.
Do you think i can prewrite an apology on friday and leave it vague enough to just finish on sunday?
I've come to the conclusion that the dicks in Arizona just don't have enough size for me.
At orientation, some girl is asking, loudly, where she can get weed. Everyone looks discussed but are paying very close attention to people's answers.
Also, no joke, I think that raccoon hair is still in my eye from last night.
Andy was trying to screw his door shut from the inside so no one could get in.
Come to this bar
But I'm full of food.
MAKE ME FULL OF YOUR DICK
do you think your dog feels awkward being in the background of your nudes?
But you put your finger in my ass and the rest is history
we were having a conversation about big dicks and the chick at the table beside us turned to us said "me and my boyfriend just broke up a few days ago. Could you please NOT talk about big dicks"
Do toy wanna orseer frim onedof tjose plaves? Sry textimg with globes on
Gloves*
Out of all the words to correct, you chose gloves??
Bud light made chelada as a breakfast for those of us with class at 8 am
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