Revenge fucks should not count towards the total number. They're justified.
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
I just banged two guys while dressed like an angel. I love this holiday.
I found a sock full of anal beads in my dryer. At least she washes them.
when i went to the store to buy my pregnancy test they were giving carnations to all the moms and they gave me one and said "just in case"
There was a reason God said "Let there be titties" on the Fifth Day.
We decided it was acceptable to walk out of class on a quest for Doritos. That high.
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
I just want a man to crawl into my bed with me and never crawl out. Anti socialism at his best.
We started off talking about nice cuddling and you turned it into fucking with a Santa hat on...
Well puke fest 2014 just happened
How'd your Tinder date go?
Well, I met his girlfriend...
i stood outside in the bushes for thirty minutes. Do you know how many drunk guys pee in bushes at 2 am?
right now I am washing the alcohol and shame off from last night
He casually compared computer science to childbirth and I was like "hey, as someone who has wanted to fuck you for six months now, could you please never talk about childbirth ever again"
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