you guys were way drunker than both of me
Discovered the coffee filter hasn't been changed in a while. I believe the mold has hypnotic properties. Would try it again, but coffee vomit is not pleasant.
Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
I denied three guys and puked everywhere because I love you.
i knew he was a douchebag when his facebook activities were "ladeis," and "gettin crunk wit ladeis"
im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
he climbed up to our party on the 2nd floor balcony and then pulled a glass mug and a beer from his knapsack. these freshmen are intense
how thoroughly do i need to sanitize the cone the vet put around my dog's neck for it to be safe to use as a beer bong?
He wore my sunglasses on his honeymoon..... so there's that.
Using the random money I found in my bra from Halloween to pay to print my bio notes. I only brought a debit to the bar. College win.
I need to pay that drinking in public ticket, but I also really want to get a spray tan next week... so priorities.
sent a snap of my boobs out to my FWB his response was what happened to your other nipple ring.. how do I say it got ripped out by my other FWB last week without sounding like a slut
You're telling that to the kid drinking Jack in nothing but a graduation cap
Every day I wake up and there is no spectacular morning wood waiting for me I get so sad.
Sorry I fucked your cousin. Again. I just wanted him to take me on his boat.
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