I really need to stop carrying a flask around with me in my backpack at school..
Aren't you in 8th grade?
9th, but that's not the point.
just woke up COVERED in glow sticks and glitter. didn't even have to turn the light on to puke.
she let a homeless guy feel her up so she could go for a ride in his shopping cart
Were you paying girls to come up and grab my cock and tell me I look like bradley Cooper?
I'm hungover as hell. I'm dying. I have no skin left on my knees
Woke up naked next to Alex and he was braiding my hair and then commented on how healthy my hair was. I don't even know anymore..
I wish I was in the big bed with a naked you post sex eating chicken nuggets
Why on earth is he slamming his body into the wall again?
Awkward moment: seeing and saying hey to the MILF you're sleeping with while shopping with your mother and sister.
then he grabbed my tit and yelled "FOR NARNIA!!" then dove into my vag. i think I will do him again strictly for the entertainment value
I wore heels to a golf store in hopes of getting laid. I've hit a new all time low.
I just had a random tinder dude give me a ride home from school because my car is dead. Tinder rules! It's like Uber, but with boys who want to impress you.
Um, when I went down on you it got stuck there. Still had gum in my mouth. Didn't exactly have use of my hands to assist
You threw up at the outdoor bar and it was pretty...astonishing just how much can come out of such a small human.
Someone just needs to roll me into a blanket burrito and feed me drugs
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