When she can manipulate the direction of her leg hair, you know its time to leave
I feel like I had eight dicks in my mouth
i'll just tell him I slept with them both because we needed to compare notes
I've come to the conclusion that the dicks in Arizona just don't have enough size for me.
I think I just danced on the bar. With a man named Alabama.
Thank you for turning 21. I'm going to love reading your texts.
If I get aids I am starting a lawsuit against snapchat.
Jerry got outside again, i found him making dirt angels in the garden. I need to put a bell on that bastard.
Like I'm sorry but "it'll be fine trust me" IS NOT VERY REASSURING ASSHAT. Now take off your pants.
I just want to give face wipes a shout out for being there when im too tired or high to wash my face at night
saying, "have a good fall!" After fucking a virgin boy is good etiquette, right?
Then again I went over his house after not hanging out since kindergarten and tried to fuck him so maybe I'm partially to blame here
Sorry I blacked out in bed
it was real late and you were brushing your teeth with miller light. it was bound to happen.
No we didn't talk. I was high and doing naked yoga in the living room when she walked in so it was just awkward. I didn't even know my dad had a girlfriend.
The logic in me says "don't text him" .But the vagina in me says "text him".
Yeah, I'm pretty glad I chose you to have drunken, sloppy birthday sex with.
That's the nicest thing anyone has ever said to me
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