so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
let's skip the party, and just play drunken wii, again. its time to give my vag a break.
tequila makes me forget i have legs
I'm going to leave the fate of whether I go to my midterms up to my dealer hitting me up or not
I distinctly recall there being a "I can't be dead 2maro" stipulation to going out last night. There's been a breech of contract
I just threw up blood. Also i just remembered i got hit in the face with a 2 by 4.
Also, I found out tonight a major plus for being female is you can accidentally call the hot bartender sweet tits and she won't get mad.
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
My ex just sent me a message asking if she could blow me, but only if we get caught by her new bf. If she promises to swallow I'm doing it.
I had sex with marker all over my face so I can do just about anything.
I'm remembering the time we thought it was a brilliant idea to put koolaid powder in shots of goldschlager
I was like can I please fuck your hips back into realignment
The inside of my nose has felt like the guy's face falling off from raiders of the lost ark all week
Get off me. I'm done. I want a cookie.
PS I almost downloaded grindr to see if any guys wanted to buy me chinese food..
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