Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
and if it starts getting weird im just going to tell him i used to be a man
Call me pathetic, but saying "tits for ireland" is working out really well on chatroulette today.
OK am i seriously the only one who thinks Cocaine Tuesdays is a bad idea?
Someone just got kicked out of the mall for being dressed like a giant cat. I feel like this is in your future.
Just ate a chocolate chip cookie upside down. This is what having a degree does for you.
Invite that kid who wants to become a priest. I WANT ON.
well one of us has to be wrong and it's not going to be me
He's thawing a cheesecake on his stomach. We're that high.
Is it bad that I want a job purely so I can buy drugs with without feeling like I am sacrificing my future?
Why do you think I have a job?
He left weed in my bong for me this morning. What a guy.
Also at one point I told him to say my name and it took him like 5 seconds to remember.
Drinks have officially taken priority over self-respect, and I'm not even all that torn up about it.
Let's make a rule now, to not smoke weed out of our trumpets. After tonight.
No. It's going to be "I'm mad that it took you so long to get over here" angry sex.
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