i have a "get your shit together" dinner with my parents tonight. After that ill be down to party
I just dont understand why you didnt cut me off when I took the funnel into the bathroom and started peeing and funneling at the same time
you started introducing us as kentucky and gentlemen
Call me next time you want to get irresponsibly drunk when we have grown up things to do the next day.
I'm getting flash backs of last night. They're coming in song form.
So was I the only one that was competing in the whale hunt?
He added his name to my To Do list. That's the way to my Type A heart.
We may not see eye-to-eye on much, but I'm definitely willing to let you see eye-to-vagina again.
I dapped up a cop while leaving the party
You tried to order fondue take-out.
From Taco Bell.
I wanna die. I can't recall the last time I was happy that doesn't involve your hand touching my butt.
He got you flowers. How bad can the sex really be?
Ryan. I woke up. At the neighbors house. And by the neighbors. I mean the ones to the north. The ones that hate us. Please call me. I am so confused and you are gone
At the neighbors house?! Like in it or outside???
In it on the fucking couch. No idea how i got here.
Grandma cant send me 4 lbs of gummi bears and expect me not to soak them in some sort of alcohol
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
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