i met him on craigslist. and no i'm not a hooker.
I miss having pregnancy scares ....at least i knew i was having a good time
I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
i'm making a list of conversation topics in my blackberry so the ride won't be so awkward
So you really have to stop introducing me to girls and afterwards saying "he has his dick pierced" let them find out for themselves
My nipple ring got caught on the rug again. Tequila makes me unlearn these things
Thanks to this cookie, I have now eaten something other than skittles today.
I'm currently making some changes in my life. If you don't hear from me anymore, then you're probably one of them. Or I'm dead.
dude i should have never cleaned my ears out while high. theres no going back.
Mm. I just want to eat pancakes off of his fine ass.
I wish I cared about making my vagina as presentable as you do.
I have got to stop taking so many uppers and downers simultaneously. My life is a Dali painting.
MORE IMPORTANTLY I THINK I JUST WATCHED SOMEONE GET SO LONELY AS TO TURN BISEXUAL??
His truck was very sexy. Unfortunately, shortly thereafter, I discovered that the whole overcompensating thing is very true...
If one more person says Merry Christmas to me I’m going to take a pen out of my pocketbook and stab them in the eye
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