Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
margarita wednesday is really going to dip into new year's eve thursday
it glows. i had to have it.
you were just eating all his cookies and kept mumbling "them crumblies" when the crumbs got on your shirt.
Next guy we share better have a little more dignity than that
I may be a little fuzzy on this, but I think at some point I said something about being a generous lover.
Lil wasted at a baby shower. Here's to beating teen pregnancy BOTTOMS UP
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
My goal is to not catch on fire... But if i have to dance im going to dance regardless of the danger
I just took the kind of shit that makes your eyes well up with tears as you feel it moving inside of you... So cleansing.
As your only female friend, I feel the need to inform you that texts like these are why she dumped you.
She walks around topless and loves making sandwiches. That's how a one-night stand turned intoa relationship
and Katie got too high with the tow truck driver and wants to go home
I worked all year for this tax return. I deserve to get my nipples pierced.
You have a husband. I have a bag full of electronics. This, is the single life.
no no no no you can't just say your dirtiest secret is "i sat on goldfish by accident once" and just leave i have QUESTIONS
AT LEAST TELL ME IF THE GOLDFISH WAS STILL IN A BOWL??????????????
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