Her little brother was home, so we had to hook up while playing hide and seek with him
im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
he was drinking wine. Puking into an empty water bottle. And eating french toast. ....All at the same time.
I want a meaningful relationship and i wont get one if i keep giving him blow jobs in my basement while watching family guy.
He scored a 8.5/10 on that girls powerpoint. Of course I slept with him
Is it wrong that I want to take the baby bump in her facebook pictures as "meal-ticket"?
Briing, briiing- tricycle ridden. Where is my crown?
For future reference "bring our litter sisters on our date day" is not such a good idea
Intramural soccer game tonight. Be ready for blood. I haven't sobered up since thursday
And now we should drink to that moment where you realize you didn't exactly think things through.
i don't knpow whats goin on i think theyre sacrificeing me to th tequila gods
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
Don't forget to grab a pregnancy test and sloppy joe mix for tonight
Remember how I made that resolution to remain celibate for 6 months? Well, I just broke that
You literally made that 4 hours ago...
ready for a night of bad decisions, horrible moral standards, and an unhealthy amount of illegal substances.
Randomize
