Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
So I feel really bad about last night...can i give you a blow job and we call it even?
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
they got in a fight during sex...she came out yelling and covered in chocolate
Drunk on an escalator. I fell like 15 flights of stairs without actually moving more than 5 feet.
This freshman just ran out of her seat in a 200 person lecture, opened the emergency door and vommed everywhere. Then quietly went back to her seat. $2 Pitchers hit someone hard last night.
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
I'm drunk at McDonald's in a fairy costume at 10 am nearly two weeks after Halloween. I don't think the Ohio State fans get it.
You didn't even properly utilize my pigtails.
Thought it only fitting this Jubilee weekend to snort lines with a 50 note
Your patriotism amazes me, the Queen would be proud!
About to go get a free burrito for kissing a bald man in public
omg i wish you could see the front of my car.
There's literally a dust print of your body and your arm trying to hold on and the other one where your fingers visibly dragged down the hood.
... Cuz there's nothing like having your two male roommates catching you have a good cry in the driveway at 9am on a Wednesday.
you poured beer in your mouth so you could be a beer pong cup for her to drink out of/make out with
Did it work?
It’s so white trash that I almost have to have it.
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