She went from zero to smokin in five shots
are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
They should make Glad Forceflex condoms.
you just can't say no to drugs on a mirrored table.
that coffee was exactly what I needed. Also whose awesome hat is on the couch with ear flaps? I wanna put my head in it
he just voluntarily told me he was uncircumsized.. and that his favorite color was blue.
He just ordered a bottle of Beam at an Italian place for us to share.
Well who could blame her. I would run away from me if I could.
I just watched my ex butt chug a quart of eggnog. Why did I dump her again?
My boss stocked the communal fridge with Gatorade. It's like he wants me to come in hungover.
do you think mom is upset that i left with the stripper from her bachelorette party last night?
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
Guess how much it costs to flush your pants down the toilet?
Honestly, this social distancing bullshit is giving me a good excuse for drinking alone.
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