Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
Just talked to the girl you brought home from the bar last night while she was looking for her panties. She said to tell you "nice try".
and now I know what throwing up pineapple chunks is like.
Yeah, we had those soaking in vodka for like 36 hours
outstanding.
I mean. If you don't have time I understand, but my dick doesn't.
There is nacho cheese and blood everywhere.
You destroyed the landscape if my vagina FOREVER.
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
i'm pretty sure i can feel a baby kicking just looking at him. if he didnt impregnate you, you officially have an iron-clad uterus.
I mean I only got hit in the ass with ONE firework
Nothing like a little " am I gonna shit myself " to spice up the work day
A homeless man just offered me vodka. The power it took to deny it deserves an award.
The neighbors in the apartment above us are at it again. The roleplay this time is cop and prostitute. I give it 30 minutes, you? Already sounds better than the last one
For a second fuck I think last night went extremely well... our sexual relationship is progressing at a pace that im quite satisfied with.
Only good thing about being an essential worker is that I have a letter allowing me to cross the bridge into jersey to get booze
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