eric is really sick so I'm taking care of him! :(
just blow him with soup in your mouth.
I'm having post traumatic stress flashbacks of last night. That big. Don't know whether to call him again or change my name...
It was awful. Their identical twins so it was like having sex with Jeff wearing a wig and shaved legs.
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
I'm sorry, you might have to start setting aside some time in your day for my pussy.
You just kept stroking his beard and thinking aloud that you wanted to rub your face all over it.
Would 7 layered rainbow jello shots entice you?
I want to get up and tell you that smells delicious but I'm struggling with the idea of pants
We'll never be able to grow apart now. You can't look at a stranger & say "Yea I ate goldfish crackers off his dick." & just be casual about that.
honestly my period and I are just as surprised to see each other every month
How many Wendy's frosties do you think it would take to fill a bathtub?
They filled a kiddie pool with lube and glitter.
I told him I wanted to fuck him and he hasn't texted me back in 4 days...am I missing something
hes sooooo boring!!! I feel like I’m in a relationship with myself now. I have an 8 inch dildo under my bed, THATS how much I’m in a relationship with myself.
you know you're sexually deprived when you're holding a warm taquito in your hand and your vagina starts to tingle
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