i wish i had the videos of us pissing on him last night.
I need you to send me a picture of your dick. I want to forward it to that girl and you and i both know you're more impressively sized
This is the first time since last march I'm gonna be going to a class for more reasons than wanting to bone the girl sitting next to me.
When he left he said something to the effect of "well now that I've been used..." I think he may be on to me.
Remind me to switch to jello when you decide to do shots off my ass. It's so much easier to clean than this pudding.
Just so you know, this text is a buffer between the two guys I'm sexting. Can't get that shit messed up.
The fact that she put a frat guy in check tells me I did some good raising my little sister. Time to see if she does keg stands.
She was covered in mud grabbed my crotch and said see that handprint that means I called dibs
You made out with my dog and told me he tasted like a rainbow.
i refuse to be around anyone not wearing a sombrero...its cinco de mayo
His car is rigged up like the cash cab how am i supposed to not sleep with him
When we picked him up this morning the cop said that if they actually arrested every drunk American who pissed on cathedral doors, Spain wouldn't have any room for real prisoners.
Dear god. Please. Please do NOT deprive yourself of dick for 90 days. Blood will spill. Wolverines will howl. I can't handle that kind of terror.
So I just went to clothing optional bar
I put the area codes from ludacris' "area codes" into our expensive data visualization software at work, it's been a productive day
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