its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
I can't believe i facilitated a beer for sweater vest deal last night...
He slow fucked me. Doggy style. On a porch. You never slow fuck doggy style. Its a law. A LAW.
Drug-sniffing dog walked past me and my suitcase in the train station. My opinion: they need a new dog
I'm not really sure what went on in my mouth last night but right now it tastes like what I can only imagine is a mixture of astroglide and peanut butter. You hungry?
nothing like smoking out of your roommate's bong with your mom to celebrate the rising of christ
he is risen halelujah
woke up with empty beer can still duct taped into my fists and the word "dove" written on the back of my neck
Car is still out of commission. Looks like it's Grape Nuts and scotch for dinner.
I need to wash the frat house off of me
We had sex on his sofa while his friend cheered and threw bugles at us
I told him you forbid me to sleep with him so he needs to accept that.
She was a little thick, but we banged on the beach and fireworks went off as we finished so I think God wanted it
nothing like waking up to a voice mail saying your std test came back negative
I'm sorry for chipping my tooth on your vagina last night :(
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