Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
i told him im from Canada, abortion is free
needless to say, I hope she has to get an abortion again
we banged on the home plate. i wasnt even aware of the significance of where we were until afterwards hahaha
She finally woke up and said, "Me- nothing, potato peeler- 1." And rolled back over.
I went to grab his drink and my hand grazed his dick. It was magical.
The staff doesn't like it when you try and take your wheelchair for a joy ride since I've been waiting for an hour and a half.
Do I lose at life if I cry in a grocery store while buying a pregnancy test?
We need to talk about your improper dealings with the town drug dealer.
Didn't know where your dishes went. Put em in the bathtub. They're stacked taller than you. It's like modern art.
Is there one of me peeing? If so do I look bangable in it
Jesus Christ. How the fuck do you not tell someone that your wife can see on the phone bill who you text and how many times ?
part of it says your brother mayyyy have put his lips on my vagina
She was all for the threesome til I showed her a pic of my boyfriend. I think I should re-evaluate my life decisions.
I'm just bringing him "breakfast," and breakfast may lead to lunch and dinner, but that doesn't mean I want the mealplan.
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