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(407): View more from Florida

I think I have a pornographic memory.

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Don't you mean photographic?

(407): View more from Florida

No.

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(603): View more from New Hampshire

so you masturbated because Oprah told you?

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(518): View more from New York

alright so where did all these fingerpaintings on my bedroom wall come from?

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dude. you drew those with your dick

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(902): View more from Pr Edwrd Is, Nva Sctia

Dude, she uses Old Spice. It smelled like I was eating out my grandfather.

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(570): View more from Pennsylvania

Have you ever made a sandwich from swedish fish and tortilla chips?

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(814): View more from Pennsylvania

We've got 2 weeks of college left-I want to feel like Gary Busey by graduation.

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(951): View more from California

I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.

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(989): View more from Michigan

But in defense of this shit summer we've had, I totally perfected my shotgunning skills. I have achieved my summer goal.

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(770): View more from Georgia

I’m going to lick a fucking door knob when this shit is all over

(770): View more from Georgia

Probably Waffle House

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